Michelle Obama Reads Off Funny Things She Couldn’t Say as First Lady

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While on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the late-night host gave her a stack of cards so she can finally say things she couldn't say while in the White House. But now that she is no longer there, she can basically say whatever she wants, Kimmel said. Kimmel said. "We're here, we're in another house", Obama said.

"I'm so angry at Barack", she wrote in her journal.

She also assured the audience that she has no plans to run for president anytime in the future. "No, I haven't had any serious conversations with anyone about it because it's not something that I'm interested in or would ever do".

"Our former First Lady is here to share stories from her new autobiography, Becoming".


The mother of two noted that her kids would definitely agree with that sentiment, adding, "You know, they agree". I think he feels most fulfilled when he's full, when his plate is full.

"The whole eight years we were in the White House, we used Laura Bush's Netflix password", she chuckled. The only one that seems to hold any truth is, "I'm not sure which one's Sasha and which one's Malia".

She also drop a few details about what life was like in the White House, including her dogs' work schedules and - perhaps most surprisingly - the fact that they still had to pay for all the food they ordered in.

But her best line was delivered with a grin when she said, "Clooney is my freebie!" Like, 'I'm a plate spinner.' You know, those jugglers who keeps spinning those plates and if one is starting to wobble, he spins it.

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